woolen-feathers:

feministism:

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@nunyo-bizznez with the truest tags I’ve ever seen

michaelnothing:

shiftythrifting:

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I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

I do…

REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.

localwarlockunion:

localwarlockunion:

screenshot of a Wikipedia section titled "Male Cleavage". Below the title are a pair of images. The left image is of a white man with an open button-up shirt, there is a woman leaning on his shoulder. The right side image is of a bearded white man with a low v-cut blue striped shirt showing chest hair. The left image is labeled "Italy 1974" and the right "Germany 1980". Descriptive text below the image set reads, "In the 1970s, daring women and men of all ages left top buttons on shirts and blouses open to display pectoral muscles, cleavage and a firm body in a "groovy" style". A portion of the main paragraph is visible at the bottom of the screenshot reading, "Male cleavage (also known as "heavage"), a result of low necklines or unbuttoned shirts, has been a movie trend since the 1920s. Douglas Fairbanks" (the text is cut off at this point).ALT

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

a big collection of tag screenshots, all variously reacting to the word "heavage". Some examples are "#HIS HEAVAGE", "#HEAVAGE #im going to explode", "#heeby jeebage", "#heavage. my god", "#HEAVAGE????????", "#heavage is what got me". There are about a dozen more in this same vein.ALT

I see I’ve released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we’re all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

raz-mo:

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Heroes of the Realm

eternal-reverie:

liz-squids:

anghraine:

I really wish fandom would distinguish more between found family and … y’know, having friends.

Venn diagram that’s overlapping circles of “found family”, “having friends” and “oh no this is a cult”.

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piedude:

tahthetrickster:

jo3mm:

kipplekipple:

catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

sharkiethedork:

chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

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sorry!

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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all in a days work! *passes out*

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

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Fire

dude my house

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What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

finnglas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

socialmaya:

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theyer old enough that they used to connect 

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They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.

mamaangiwine:

mamaangiwine:

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

It’s not punk to poison the soil, dude.

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why